We promise: 

• No senility
• No criminality
• No silliness (well, as far as politics, anyway)
• No nonsense (again, as far as politics, anyway)
• Better everything!
• Taco Tuesdays*

* this promise is still under review as we are still awaiting Taco Bell's buy-in - we will do our best to uphold this promise, but there's only so much we can do; we're open to other ideas, too: tilapia Tuesday, turkey Tuesday, ...